Sam: Hey, everybody. Oh, boy! Holy cow! What happened here? It was warmer in the mountains and we were au natural. Hey, Coach, did you check the furnace?
Coach: It's not the furnace. It's that damn vent. I called the repairman, an old buddy of mine. He's on his way over.
Sam: Oh, good. Well, Bambi, looks like it's up to you and me to generate a little heat for these folks.
Diane: Don't bother. We'll just huddle around a three-watt light bulb.
Sam: Feisty little barmaid. I took her in off the streets. She's crude, but devoted.