Quote from Diane in Teacher's Pet
Diane: What do you have there, Sam? Carla: Looks like books. Sam: Yeah, I guess you could call them books. There's something I've been meaning to read. Diane: Ah, why don't you open one up so we can all see the little gingerbread house pop out? Coach: Well, you wasted your money on that one, Sam. You'll be disappointed with the ending.