Quote from Norm in King of the Hill
Norm: Cliffie, maybe you could help me out. My mother-in-law's in town. Cliff: Ah, sorry. Norm: As if that wasn't bad enough, she wants to go sightseeing. Cliff: Well, hey, tell her to go to Florida. Norm: I told her to go further south than that, actually, but she's interested in American history. Diane: Well, Norman, take your mother to see Bunker Hill. Norm: Where? Diane: Bunker Hill. The scene of what many consider one of the most important battles in American history. Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about that place that I've got to go all the way around to get to the Minuteman pizza parlor?