Quote from Cliff in Whodunit?
Sam: What seems to be the problem here, folks? Frasier: Well, Sam, my colleague has dropped a crumb during dinner and in the intervening hours it has become encrusted on his tie. Cliff: So what? You could take Norm's tie here, put it in a kettle and make soup. Incidentally, it's a little known fact, the tie was invented in ancient times to be used as a bib. You know, to wipe your chin. Coach: You mean they're thinking of changing that?