Diane: Sam, please. Go, have a good time. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Sam: Gee, I'm afraid I've lost that list.
Nick Tortelli: [enters] Hey, I remember you. You're that blonde waitress.
Diane: And you're Carla's incredibly loathsome ex-husband.
Nick Tortelli: How do you like that, we both stuck in each other's minds.