Coach: Sam, did you see the lady there in the green dress?
Sam: Yep.
Coach: I'm going to marry her.
Sam: You're going to marry her?
Coach: I'm going to marry her.
Sam: What's her name?
Coach: I don't know her name. That doesn't mean a thing. Sam, it's what we Italians call "the thunderbolt". I had the exact same thing happen to me when I first laid eyes on my Angela.
Cliff: Coach, don't you think you're jumping gun a little bit, here?
Coach: Cliffie, honest, I know what I know. Normie, do you think I should go over there and introduce myself?
Norm: Yeah, I think it's best, Coach. It eliminates that awkward first meeting at the altar.