Sam: Ooh, what have we got here?
Diane: Uh, just some things... Some things you forgot a few months ago. To be opened later privately and very discretely.
Sam: Hey, my pants! All right, I've been looking for these. Where did you find them, in your bedroom?
Diane: A little louder please for the three of four people in the Ukraine who didn't hear. There's more. I don't know how you got along without your Snoopy toothbrush?
Norm: Nice, Sammy.
Cliff: Hey, Mr. Tooth Decay better watch out now, Sam.
Sam: I'll have you know that four out of five dentists rate this right at the top.