Quote from Cliff in Fairy Tales Can Come True
Cliff: Hello, everyone. And a happy All Hallows' Eve. Guess who I am. Coach: Cliff Clavin. Cliff: No, Coach, let me give you a hint. I went to Florida to find the fountain of youth. Coach: Cliff Clavin. Cliff: No, Coach, I'm Ponce de Leon. Coach: Well, I think your ears are too big. Cliff: What, for Ponce de Len? Coach: No, for you, Cliffie. Cliff: Oh, I don't know, Coach. I happen to be very proud of my big ears. You know, a lot of women consider them erogenous zones during heavy petting.