Carla: Diane is late again today.
Coach: You know, something, she's been late every day this week.
Norm: Yeah, ever since Sammy threw Semenko out.
Cliff: Well, I could have told Sammy a lot about that guy. He's a real headcase. And like all artists worthy of the name, the man is a homosexual.
Norm: Ah, Cliffie, you think everyone who's the slightest bit different is gay.
Cliff: Oh, hey, Norm. I've given you the benefit of the doubt.
Norm: All right, Cliff, you think that all artists are gay?
Cliff: Absolutely. And if you don't believe me, I'll can bring down this coffee table book I got at home. "Nude Male Statuary". You tell me after looking at those pictures that the guys who chiseled those lads aren't a little light on the loafers.