Norm: Sammy, I think it's time for a romantic gesture, you know. Something like a little trinket to smooth the water.
Sam: No, I've done all that stuff before. And I'll tell you, it's going to take a lot more than music and a candlelit dinner to shut her up this time.
Coach: Sam, listen. I'm telling you, it's time for you to take a big step. Now, I wouldn't say this ordinarily to anyone in a million years. But you know what might help? If you actually had physical relations with her.
Sam: Uh... I don't think so, Coach. I think we're both going to wait until we're sure how we feel about each other.
Coach: You're a good old-fashioned guy, Sam.