Coach: I'm sorry I'm late, Sam, but old T-Bone wanted to be buried in the family plot and I brought the body back with him.
Norm: How did he die, Coach, some mysterious ailment that turns your flesh to cardboard?
Coach: No, no, no. No, Normie, no. See, the body's at the mortuary. This is just a promotional thing we did when we were down with the Birmingham Barons. Old T-Bone, he saved it all these years, so I snatched it up and brought it back with me to Cheers. Some luck, Sam?
Sam: Words fail me, Coach.
Coach: It could be like having my old buddy back with me here for all time.
Sam: Actually, I think this will be a lot better.
Coach: Sam, that's a wonderful thought.
Sam: I'm going to put this in my office for safekeeping. I'd hate to see it get stolen.