Diane: Can we keep it?
Sam: Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to. The number's been disconnected and there's no new number. The guy's obviously a conman, Coach.
Coach: I knew it. I knew he was a conman the minute I laid eyes on him.
Diane: Well, as a collector of antiques, I think the scale might some day be worth what you paid for it. [Sam shows Diane the receipt] Or a fraction thereof.
Coach: Sam, the salesman also said, [German accent] "This scale is not being made any more. This one was in a cellar for over 40 years."
Sam: Coach, you shouldn't have bought it.