Sam: Anybody can win every once in a while. Everybody gets lucky. It's the law of averages. That's all.
Diane: Just out of curiosity, when was the last time you won?
Sam: 1974. But I've come close a lot of times since then. A lot of times. It was a decade of upsets.
Sam: All right. Are you interested in winning consistently? Sit down. Watch and learn.
Diane: Oh, my Sammy's putting on his thinking cap. It's a wee, pointy little thing with ear flaps. But on you, it looks roomy.