Diane: Sam, you have to talk to that man over there alone at the table.
Sam: Why?
Diane: Well, he came in here because he just found out he's got six months to live.
Sam: Oh, come on. You sure that's not just an opening line?
Diane: Sam, what kind of a reptile would say that as a sexual overture?
Sam: Nobody. I mean, not me, that's for sure.
Diane: Well, he seems to want to talk about it.
Sam: I'll talk to him.
Diane: How do you cheer someone up who's got six months to live?
Sam: I'll tell him I have five.