Quote from Diane in Where There's a Will
Diane: Hello. Welcome to Cheers. What can I get you? Malcolm: What's your bartender's specialty? Diane: He's got a great batch of hot buttered rum going. Malcolm: Sounds good. Make it a double. I've just had the worst day of my life. Diane: Well, you know what I always say? Life is like a Chinese banquet. Between the Peking duck and the sweet and sour fish, you have to expect a little chicken feet soup. So laugh. Malcolm: I've just been told I have six months to live. Diane: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be facetious. I'm terribly sorry. I went on and on like a ninny... Malcolm: Hey, miss, can I get you something?