Quote from Sam in Where There's a Will
Sam: Allow me. Woman: Thank you. Sam: Watch this. [runs hand over the match and puts out the flame] Woman: How do you not burn your hand? Sam: I don't. Coach: Hey, Sam show her some of the other tricks. Woman: Oh, you know a lot of tricks, do you? Sam: Yeah, I know my share. Diane: Show her the one about the disappearing girlfriend. Sam: You'll like this one. Watch this. [swallows a lit match] [applause]