Diane: Sam, I just got a real strong feeling.
Sam: Carla, watch the bar.
Diane: No. I mean about this idea that Coach will manage the team. I sense disaster.
Sam: Come on. What are you talking about? I mean, the guy's home life is a can of spaghettiOs and re-runs of Baretta. This will be good for him. I mean, every guy needs a hobby, right?
Norm: I wish I had time for one.
Cliff: Norm, you've got time to make your own coal.