Diane: We did. Thank you for a wonderful afternoon.
Sam: Yeah, right. My heart's still pounding.
Diane: Sam. [kisses him]
Carla: Yuck.
Diane: Carla, if you have something to say, come right out and say it.
Carla: All right. Yeuch!
Diane: What is your problem?
Carla: Look, everyone knows there is no bigger romantic than Carla Tortelli.
Diane: Mmm.
Carla: But if you two are going to do stuff like that, at least have the decency to do it out by the garbage.