Diane: His name is Henry. He's interested in you.
Carla: So what?
Diane: Well, I think you should go over and talk to him.
Carla: Well, I don't.
Diane: Why?
Carla: Because if he's interested in me, there's something wrong with him.
Diane: Carla, I assure you he's perfectly charming. I think he's kind of attractive, too. Don't you?
Carla: Yeah, as cue balls go, he's a looker.
Carla: Don't ask me why, but for some reason, any guy who I'm interested in, or who's interested in me, always turns out to have something very seriously wrong with them.
Diane: Carla, I can see that, but you have to stop feeling you're undesirable.
Carla: Are you kidding? I'm too desirable. I'm a vermin magnet.