Sam: Hey, you guys. What's happening?
Coach: Oh, there's someone waiting to see Diane in the men's room.
Diane: Oh, Coach. Sometimes, you get your participles in the wrong place.
Coach: Yeah, well, I slept on my stomach last night.
Carla: He's right, slats. You do have company.
Diane: [screams]
Coach: Diane, please. He's very sensitive about his face.