Quote from Sam in Homicidal Ham
Diane: Andrew, listen to me. Now, you want to be an actor, and I have some experience as a student director in school. We're going to do a scene- Sam: Diane. Diane: Later, Sam. Later. Now, if I think you're good enough, a very big if, but if you are, I will arrange for Professor DeWitt to see you perform. He has contacts at every theatre on the Cape. Andy: Wow. Gee, Sam, I never expected this when I came in here to stick up your bar. Sam: Well, you know the old saying. Use a gun, go to Cape Cod.