Sam: Would you look at that? Some idiot carved his initials on my bar.
Diane: It's his initials and his girlfriend's. It's sweet.
Sam: No. No, it's not sweet. It's destructive. I mean, who did that? SM plus DC. [Diane smiles] Diane?
Diane: I think it's romantic.
Sam: No, it's not romantic. It's stupid. If you want romantic, we could have our buns tattooed. Worth a shot.