Quote from Carla in No Contest
Cliff: Coach is particularly excited today because this year, the contest is being held right here at Cheers. Norm: All right! Is that right? Carla: You know, I hate to burst your bubble, Coach, but the contest's a phoney. You gotta fool around with the judge to get in. Cliff: Oh, that's disgusting! Carla: Yeah, and he won't return my calls.