Norm: One more quick one, Coach, then I've really gotta run.
Cliff: Hey, Norm, what were you saying last week about that do-nothing Congress in DC?
Norm: They're a bunch of clowns.
Cliff: Eh, you think so, huh?
Norm: Yeah, you could take the average guy off the street and he could do a better job.
Cliff: Nah.
Norm: Sure. This bozo right here could probably be a better Congressman than them.
Tip O'Neill: You know, I may run for office someday.
Norm: Yeah? You do that. You're out of work, too, huh?
Tip O'Neill: No, I'm the Speaker of the House of Representatives.
Norm: [scoffs] Don't be ridiculous! That'd make you Tip O'Neill, and me... a horse's butt.
Tip O'Neill: You said it, not me.