Quote from Diane in The Boys in the Bar
Sam: Thank you for getting me out of there before I made a complete ass out of myself. Diane: I was fast but you were faster. Sam: It wasn't my fault. He should've told me. Diane: Sam, he told you to read the book. Sam: Yeah, but... Diane: He should've known that you'd have been with a woman who thinks Candide is a toenail polish.