Quote from Diane in The Boys in the Bar
Sam: My old roommate, Tom Kenderson, wrote his autobiography, and I'm in it. Diane: Oh. So, this is a press conference for yet another thick-headed jock epic? Well, there must be confetti all over the Library of Congress, huh? Sam: Hey, for your information, this one's different. It's got a lot of good stuff in it. Diane: Like what? Sam: Well, I haven't read it, actually. Diane: Oh. Sam: No, no. Diane: Didn't want to wear out your lips?