Diane: What are we all so afraid of? We've known for well over a month that Carla's... Let me be the first to say it aloud. Carla is pregnant.
Coach: That's it, Sam, it's out.
Diane: Sam, she is all alone in the world. She needs some support. She's probably waiting for us to reach out. You people call yourselves friends.
Sam: Well, why don't you talk to her?
Diane: Well, I would, but Carla's never actually called me a friend, unless "doofus" is a term of endearment.