Sam: Oh, you wanna know what your problem is? You always got to to think about things. You always got to talk about things. "I mean, what are we doing this?" "What does it mean?" "What are we going to do?" God, it makes me so mad!
Diane: An unexamined life is not worth living.
Sam: You know, while we're talking about problems, you want to know what really, really bugs me about you?
Diane: Fine.
Sam: The way you eat pretzels.
Diane: Pretzels?
Sam: Yeah, that's right. Three bites. Not two, not one, like the rest of us, but three bites!