Diane: Are you published?
Eric Finch: No, no. I don't even send my stuff in. I'm not really very good.
Diane: Oh, don't be silly. Let me be the judge of that. I majored in poetry.
Jack: I thought you majored in philosophy.
Diane: No, it was psychology, but that was before Literature and after French.
Sam: No, no, no. That was after Art History.
Norm: And before Anthropology.
Cliff: Oh, no, no, no. We're forgetting Indian Studies. And Manchurian Folk Dancing.