Quote from Coach in One for the Book
Coach: Sam, I got this one. Buzz. Buzz, I'm the fella you talked to this morning. I didn't recognize the uniform on the telephone. Come on. Let me show you the back room. It's in the back here. In the back. Sam: I'm sorry about that. Can I get you something to drink back there? Buzz Crowder: Oh, no, I don't drink. But keep plenty for the others. We got a lotta catching up to do. We meet in this bar every ten years to reminisce. Coach: What war were you in there, Buzz? Buzz Crowder: Oh, the First World War, of course. Coach: Is that the one with Clark Gable or Gary Cooper? Buzz Crowder: Wow! I'm 85. What's your excuse? Coach: Baseball!