Coach: Here you go, Carla. Gin Collins, vodka Collins.
Carla: Thanks, Coach. Which one's which?
Coach: The gin Collins is in Larry and the vodka Collins is in Steve.
Carla: Coach, what are you talking about?
Coach: Larry and Steve.
Carla: You've named the glasses?
Coach: Well, how else do I know which is which? I mean, look, for instance, over here is Pete, Glen, Fred, Al... And not to offend the ladies, we've got Jeannie, Ginger, Gracie, Sally...
Carla: Coach! How do you tell which one is which?
Coach: Oh, it's very easy. To me, they're all very different. Except the Wilson brothers.