Quote from Sam in Coach's Daughter
Carla: Oh, Sam, when you were in the back, one of your women called. And she said to tell you that you're a lying piece of garbage and she never wants to see you again. Sam: Did she leave her name? Carla: No, but, uh, she did tell me to add one more thing. Sam: What's that? [Carla spits on Sam's shoe] Oh, yeah, that's Patty.