Carla: Here's your drinks. Go, Red Sox!
Man: Miss, which drink is which here?
Carla: What does this look like, the Pepsi Challenge?
Diane: Sam, Carla's getting her drinks mixed up because she's watching that silly game.
Carla: Snitch face! You know, if you'd tried that at St Clete's School for Girls, we'd have given you a pink belly that glowed in the dark.
Sam: I'd kinda like to see that.