Diane: Why are you so upset?
Sam: You know, this week, I have gone out with all the women I know. I mean, all the women I really enjoy. And all of a sudden, all I can think about is how stupid they are. My life isn't fun any more, and it's because of you.
Diane: Because of me?
Sam: Yeah. You're a snob.
Diane: A snob?
Sam: Yeah, that's right.
Diane: Well, you're a rapidly ageing adolescent.
Sam: Well, I would rather be that than a snob.
Diane: And I would rather be a snob.
Sam: Well, good, because you are.