Carla: Let me tell you something, Norm. There are serious drawbacks to dating beautiful women.
Norm: Yeah? Like what?
Carla: Like you can't eat Italian cos always they're on diets. You can't go outside cos the wind will muss their hair. And you can't go to hockey games cos they might get hit in the face with a puck. Where's the fun, huh?
Coach: Carla, the fun's in the fun.