Sam: Okay, fellas, let's call it a night. Boy, that's the longest day of my life.
Norm: Yeah? Why so tired, Sammy?
Sam: Oh, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.
Norm & Cliff: Ooh! Ooh!
Sam: Oh, no, no, give me a break, will you? Not everything I do in my life has to do with sex.
Cliff: Sure it does, Sammy. Come on, give us the details.
Norm: Yeah, come on.
Sam: Yeah, well, I had silverfish all over my apartment last night.
Cliff: Ewww! Silverfish!
Sam: Spent the whole night rolling up newspapers and swatting them.
Cliff: Oh, kinky.
Sam: It got so bad there for a while, I... I started rubbing ammonia on the baseboard. [Norm howls]
Cliff: Sammy, don't know what that means, but does she have a sister?