Quote from John Allen Hill in Loathe and Marriage
John: Ah, Miss Tortelli, there you are, an hour behind schedule, I see. You're as prompt as you are lovely. Carla: What do you want, Hill? And by the way, you have your toupee on wrong. The hair goes on the outside. John: Miss Tortelli, I'm here to remind you that this wedding must be over by 11:30 on the dot. That's when I open for lunch. Carla: You open for lunch at noon. John: I know your family. They leave at 11:30, at 11:31 the Orkin man arrives. And please also remind your guests that even though this is a wedding, it is still a restaurant. No shoes, no shirt, no service.