Sam: Hi there, I'm sorry. Uh, did I hear you right, that you're Rebecca Howe's father?
Franklin Howe: That's right. Captain Franklin E. Howe, United States Navy.
Sam: Oh, I'm Sam Malone. You know, maybe she mentioned me to you.
Franklin Howe: Yes, you're the bright young fellow who tried to have a baby with my daughter without the sanctity of wedlock.
Sam: So, my name came up then.
Franklin Howe: I have just one question for you. What the hell were you thinking, boy? What the hell were you thinking?
Sam: Um, well, we were both thinking, sir, that, you know, because we're such good friends... We weren't in love, yes, that's true, but we thought maybe we could be a, you know, mommy and a daddy without the commitment and the other stuff. I know... I know saying this right now sounds kind of even to me, it sounds... Is it hot in here or is it just me?