Quote from Kelly in Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
Kelly: Woody, please let my family buy us a house. Don't make me go back to that place. Woody: Kelly, that's our home. That's all I can afford, and that's where we're gonna live. Kelly: [sighs] Well, Mr. "No wife of mine will have her family buy us a house even if we have to live like peasants" Boyd, if you insist, then I guess I have no choice. Woody: Well, first of all, that's not my name. And second of all, I do insist. Kelly: Fine, I'll move my furniture in first thing this afternoon. I have to tell you, Woody Boyd, this is the worst day of my life, and I wish I was dead. [cheerily] Bye, everybody. [As Kelly goes to leave, Navy Captain Franklin Howe enters and holds the door open for her.] Kelly: [hands over a tip] Oh. Thank you.