Mr. Hoffmeyer: Norm, I hear you're doing excellent work for us.
Norm: Thank you very much, sir. [sighs] Nice pants. [chuckles] I can't believe I just said that. Look, I'm not trying to kiss up, sir. I take back what I said about those pants, okay? Not that they're not nice pants. I mean, of course they are. They're- They're- They're great pants, you know. I just don't want you to think that all I'm doing is looking at your pants. I'm also looking at your face, sir, and- and your shirt, your tie, all of which are lovely. Like a manly kind of lovely. You know what I mean? Good Lord, I'm not making much sense, am l, sir? Let me just start all over again. Hello. My name is Norm Pants. Ooh! Yay. That didn't come out right, either, did it? [laughs] I'm gonna laugh about that one tonight, sir. And I'm sure you will, too, when you take those pants off tonight. Not that I'm thinking about you taking your pants off, sir! Nothing could be further from the truth! I mean, well, now, don't get me wrong. You know, it's not like I would be grossed out if you took your pants off. Go ahead, run around naked for all I care! After all, you'll do whatever you want to do. You're Mr. Hoffmeyer, for crying out loud! [laughs] Oh, come on, lighten up, will you?! Why are you such a sourpuss? Come on. What's it going to take to put a smile on that face, huh? [sings] With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone This old man came rolling home!