Cliff: Oh, it's the film critic at Channel 11.
Norm: No, it's the anchorman at Channel Eight.
Cliff: You want to, uh autograph?
Norm: Yeah, yeah. [clears his throat]
Cliff: Uh, excuse me.
Norm: Hey, uh...
John Kerry: Hi, guys. How are you?
Cliff: Hey, uh, we're really big fans of yours.
Norm: Yeah.
John Kerry: Oh, well.
Cliff: Can we get your autograph?
John Kerry: Yeah. Yeah, sure. Uh, here, let me get something to write on.
Norm: Need a pen?
John Kerry: Yeah.
Norm: A full-service autograph. What a guy!
Cliff: Oh, yeah. You know, I love that, uh, that report you did on that train wreck. You know, they ought to get you for 60 Minutes as an anchor.
John Kerry: No, I...
Norm: Pulitzer Prize.
John Kerry: I'm John Kerry, Senator Kerry. From Massachusetts.
Norm: Oh, our Senator! I'm sorry, man. I'm- l'm so sorry.
Cliff: Sir.
Norm: We didn't mean to bother you.
Cliff: Sorry to bother you. Hey, wait, Norm, maybe he knows Senator Gopher from The Love Boat.
Norm: Hey, yo! Hey! Hey!