Woody: Sam, look, all right, let me just trim the back, just to get it off the collar so you don't have to listen to it. So we don't have to listen to it.
Sam: All right, just the back, though. This is what we're gonna need: sterile tungsten steel scissors, English bone comb 36-39 times, and a conditioner with a pro-vitamin B-5 keratin complex. Got that?
Woody: And this little tool of the trade.
Sam: Take the bowl off the head.
Woody: [laughs] Sam, it's just a little barber humor. [chuckles] Come on! No, it's, like, uh... All right, what do you say to someone who just had their ears lowered? Oh, darn, I blew the joke.