Lilith: Frasier, do you think I should change my hair?
Frasier: You're asking me? Just a second, dear. [to Sam] Uh-oh, I'm in big trouble. If I tell her to change, she'll assume that I'm disappointed with the way she looks. On the other hand, if I say it's fine as it is, she'll think I don't care. You know, Lilith, you should do with those raven tresses whatever pleases you. Because, my angel, if you're happy, I'm happy.
Lilith: You're chicken.
Frasier: But happy.
Lilith: For heaven sake, take a stand!
Frasier: Just a second, dear. [to Sam] She's goin' to the mat on this one.
Carla: Why don't you just tell her to get her hair changed?
Frasier: Perhaps you're right. You know, she probably wants to change herself in some way, but, uh, doesn't have the confidence to just let go. Lilith, I think you should restyle. You know, to tell the truth, there is a, a part of me that would, would like to see a- a little change in your appearance.
Lilith: Why? Because you've secretly hated the way I've looked all these years and haven't had the guts to tell me?
Frasier: Just a second, dear. [runs out] Taxi!