Woody: [filming] Hi, Mom and Dad. Uh, I want you to meet Kelly, my girlfriend. She's holding the camera. She's a beautiful girl. Blond hair, great smile, sparkling personality. I wish you could see her. Kelly, say hi to my parents. Now!
[Woody runs and grabs the camera off Kelly, who goes and take his place on a bar stool]
Kelly: Hi.
Woody: Now!
[They swap back]
Woody: Well, what'd you think? Pretty special, huh? Kelly, say good-bye to my parents. Now!
[And again]
Kelly: Bye.
Woody: That was great. Let's turn this baby on and shoot it before we get stale.