Woody: How do you explain that, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Why ask me, Woody? I mean, do I know something that no one else knows? I mean, we all saw what we saw. I mean, do you enjoy having me explain every little thing that happens? You know, I mean, "Let's ask the esteemed Dr. Crane. Yeah, see, he'll know." Well, I'm sorry, Woody. I have no answer for you! Frankly, I'm, I'm downright scared. To tell the truth, I got, I got a little creeped out when she got that dog's name.
Sam: Frasier, Frasier, calm down, man, l... I lied. I just didn't want to hurt her feelings.
Frasier: I knew that. Sam, can I have a, a scotch?