Carla: You're thinking about your car.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: You're thinking about some babe.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Oh, wait a minute. Give me a minute. I can do this. Just give me a chance. [sighs] You're thinking about your hair.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Come on, Sam, that's everything you ever think about!
Sam: That's not true. I think about other things.
Carla: Yeah? Like what?
Sam: Well, I was thinking about what happened at the end of Planet of the Apes. I fell asleep.
Cliff: Uh, uh, Sammie, Chuck Heston found the decayed ruins of the Statue of Liberty.
Sam: What are you saying? You're saying he was on Planet Earth the whole time? Whoa!