Norm: Okay, I got one. When was the last time you guys cried? Huh? Cliffie?
Cliff: Uh, well, I guess the, uh, it's probably my, uh, junior prom.
Norm: Oh, no, no, no. Cliffie, this is not that story where, uh, you got stood up and you had to take your ma and everyone laughed at you and pantsed you, is it?
Cliff: No, no, I said junior prom. Yeah, you see, Ma was putting on a boutonniere, and a pin stuck me in the chest, I got a staph infection.