Sam: Say, Carla, I'm, uh, baby-sitting tonight. You got any advice for me?
Carla: Sure. Here's everything you need to know about babies. Remember, you're the boss.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: Don't let him give you any lip. And if they start to act crabby, stick a bottle in their mouths.
Sam: Great. Okay, great.
Kelly: Okay, I'm ready.
Carla: Okay. Here's everything you need to know about customers. Remember, you're the boss. Don't let 'em give you any lip. And if they start to act crabby, just stick a bottle in their mouths.
Phil: Hey, Miss. I ordered a beer. [Carla walks over and sticks a bottle of beer in Phil's mouth]