Cliff: Well, that, uh, Paul, in a nutshell, is the history of Western civilization. You were right to come to me.
Paul: I didn't come to you, Cliff. I was, uh, waiting to use the phone.
Carla: Go on, Cliff. I'm listening. I'm interested in Western civilization.
Paul: You all right, Carla?
Carla: Beat it, lard butt!
Paul: Thank God. I thought I was hallucinating.