Rebecca: Sam, it's my grand opening. I've been promoting all over town.
Sam: You make 500 bucks in one night, and-and that tearoom is yours. It's a bet.
Rebecca: Okay, it's a bet. [Sam chuckles] But I want you to know there's no losers here because I'm gonna share half the profit with you.
Sam: Oh ho! Ooh! Half the profits of a tearoom! Oh! Oh, boy, why didn't you say so before? Let's figure this out here. All right, let's see. We'll, uh, start with your profits. That'd be ooh! Wait, wait, wait. Now I get half of this. Let me. Hmm... Ooh, another ooh! Fellas, fellas, look. I get a great big zero, and I don't have to lift a finger! Oh, thank you, thank you. I can retire! Ooh!
Rebecca: God, he's a butthead.